1. drbrucebananer:

    dashcon reminds me of in 2nd grade i tried to put on a skit about whales and ended up by myself in front of the class doing whale impressions until the teacher asked me to stop

    Reblogged from: luciferofficial
  2. underthe-corktree:

    when I met pete wentz at first all I said was “HOLY SHIT” and I threw my arms up and then he threw his arms up and went “HOLY SHIT” which caused me to do it again

    Reblogged from: i-think-i-just-accidentally
  3. Reblogged from: hi
  4. I laughed while drinking bubble tea and snorted a bubble out of my nose

  5. xproblem-childx999:

    GIVEAWAY: this thing

    YES this is real
    this thing can do anything. never get up again
    steal food
    make your pets hate you

    reblog and must be following me
    Likes dont count
    ends at midnight

    Reblogged from: vividlasagna
  6. merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

    christeeezay:

    Where is my talent

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

    Reblogged from: 50shadesofwinchester
  7. sheikofthesheikah:

    comic-chick:

    wombattea:

    sizvideos:

    How to catch an emu - Video

    LET ME TELL YOU A THING

    THIS IS A LEGIT THING

    THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

    Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

    And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

    And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

    This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

    I have, in fact, done this myself.

    I can confirm that the emu’s literally come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing.

    Reblogged from: donechesters
  8. 8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

    8bit-aion:

    theauthorman:

    "Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

    "Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

    "I got Waterloo."

    This is a math test!”

    are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

  9. cokeflow:

    black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not

    Reblogged from: purgatorybitches
  10. sammybitchfacewinchester:

    fricken-nuggets:

    fricken-nuggets:

    Whats red and bad for your teeth?

    a brick

    well you’re not wrong

    Reblogged from: death-by-lulz
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