Freeloading sixteen year old's product of procrastination
dashcon reminds me of in 2nd grade i tried to put on a skit about whales and ended up by myself in front of the class doing whale impressions until the teacher asked me to stop
when I met pete wentz at first all I said was “HOLY SHIT” and I threw my arms up and then he threw his arms up and went “HOLY SHIT” which caused me to do it again
I laughed while drinking bubble tea and snorted a bubble out of my nose
GIVEAWAY: this thing
YES this is real
this thing can do anything. never get up again
make your pets hate you
reblog and must be following me
Likes dont count
ends at midnight
Where is my talent
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
LET ME TELL YOU A THING
THIS IS A LEGIT THING
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE
Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.
And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”
And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing
This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.
I have, in fact, done this myself.
I can confirm that the emu’s literally come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing.
black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong